1612th:

the container store fails hadiyah’s high expectations once again
speedlimit15:

frumpasaurousrex:

looks promising

I want to meet him

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

(Source: morningmusume, via ifmyheartwasacompassyoudbenorth)


2 months ago // 232,055 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: Home Depot Edition [x]
psyducked:

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

sansastark:

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well i think that deserves a two hour break

(via pizza)


2 months ago // 221,011 notes
routeninetyfour:

junebouvierr:

idiot


Lmao
lolfactory:

I feel like he is lion to me- funny pictures
lolfactory:

Dammit Greg!- funny pictures
artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now